SMS

Wife: Jab tum DESI pitey ho to mujhe PARO kehte ho,
Jab WHISKY pitey hoto DARLING kehte ho,
Aaj kya piya he jo CHURAIL kehrehe ho.
Husband: Aaj main hosh mai hun!

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