Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: ‘Free Delivery’
Related SMS
- “Ikhlaaq woh cheez hai jis ki qeemat kuch nahi dena
- It is very special today to say good night
- prisoner of past
- compare yourself
- Wake up & Wink those Teeny Weeny Eyes
- If you wake up
- Never search your happiness in others
- shame on you
- A Day Will Come . . .
- Value of relation is not
- Har sawal say dut ker larna
- Miss U From The Core
- dream and aim
- Red 4 prosperity
- Once all village people decided to pray for rain
- Aankhain aasoun ka samander
- Always Listen To Your Elder’s Advice,
- Height of bravery!
- Rat k 3bjy ka time tha
- I have my own little universe
- what your heart is hoping for
- wish you a very happy birthday
- Roses 4 you to bring a smile
- Let you fall in love
- Forgiveness is the glue,
- Make a sentence using word “HAND”
- Open with Love
- my love for you is like water
- getting wet
- dying as a personality
- Teri doori ch
- memories in silent tears
- MAN to santa
- When a man holds a woman hands?
- O chirstmas eve, O chirstmas eve
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