Aaj
wo azeem
din ha jis say 1 kror sal pahlay 1 aysi medicin  eejad
hui jis ki wja say
aaj
Pathan zinda hai
Happy “NASWAR” day

Aaj
wo azeem
din ha jis say 1 kror sal pahlay 1 aysi medicin  eejad
hui jis ki wja say
aaj
Pathan zinda hai
Happy “NASWAR” day

Pathan ko khawb me kisi ne NANGA kar dia
Subha Pathan ne apna HBL me Bank Account close karwa diya
Q?
Q k HBL aap k khwabon ko hqiqat me bdal skta hai…

How an american will tell his
Pathan sevent to open the door?
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Think
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Don’t know?
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Ok say this fastly in American style.
“There was a cold day”

Akhbar Me aaya
50% Pathan bewakoof hote hain.
Is pr Pathano ne kafi halla Machaya.
Phir aya.
50% Pathan bewakoof nhi hote hain.
Tb ja kr Mamla set howa…

PATHAN’S THEORY about sun and moon
“Moon is important than SUN
bcz Moon gives light in night
when light is needed
but SUN gives light in day
when light is not needed!”

Pathan’s father gave him a gun,
on wedding night & said.
fire in air if wife is virgin, shoot her if not.
Pathan fired in air 1st nite
&
shot her on 2nd nite;-)

Pathan ki beti ko 1 Larka pasand aagaya,
pathan preshan ho kr: Tumhari shadi us sy nhi ho sakti.
Beti: kiun..?
Pathan: Q k wo mujhy bhi pasand hai..

Jin: kia hukm ha mere aqa ?
PATHAN: aik shair suna do.
JIN: hukm karien bakwas nahi
main jin hun FARAZ nahi
PATHAN: wah wah kia shair hy.