Q: How do you sink a
submarine full of blondes?
A: Knock on the door.

There was a blonde driving down the road one day.
She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field.
She was in a boat rowing, with no water in sight.
The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you’re doing?” It’s things like this [...]